warning; contains smoking

Looks like we got very very scared of smoking very very quickly. Is there now a real chance that smoking featuring in a stage play might genuinely upset, or worse still, physically harm, an audience member?

For the record, in the end, as far as I could make out nobody actually did smoke in the play. Lots of people had them in their mouths but nobody lit up.

Ultimately they must have decided against it.

I await a play that will break new boundaries and push authorities to their limits. The signs will simply read: LIVE SMOKING - ON STAGE HERE.

Sleazy huh?