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I’m not a big fan of the Shields Gazette – particularly their woeful sports coverage.

They do, however, more often than not, provide a comments box on the end of each story.  So, theoretically when the story is crap, as they tend to be – you can tell them.

Trouble is, for the past six months I have been trying in vain to get them to publish any comment at all.  Okay so while not one of them have ever said: “wow great article”, they’ve not be so unpolite.

Anyway, I was wondering if anyone else can beat the SG’s censor.

It hardly seems worth sending out a sport reporter on Newcastle’s pre-season Majorca jaunt but they have. And it certainly doesn’t seem like value for money when you see the standard of the copy provided.  However, I’ve just posted a sickly sweet “great stuff” message to see if I can finally break my posting duck.

Wll it ever see the light of day?

The article is here – any chance we can deluge them with comments to see if anything gets through?

Despite what the media might be telling you about Newcastle United fans – I don’t care about Joey Barton.

The papers might be able to scare up enough gobby prats to parrot their general sense of outrage but, I repeat, I don’t care.

While I am absolutely sure he is a particularly horrible bloke his presence in my football team doesn’t shame me. I didn’t buy him. His bad behaviour reflects on himself, not the club and certainly not us fans. I would rather not have him in my team but all the various options put up by an apparently furious media make very little sense.

Sack him and we write off £6m while Barton profits from a hefty signing on fee elsewhere. If he shines for his new club and keeps his nose clean they get the kudos for rehabilitating him and his value will once more soar.

Fine him, beyond what is allowed by his Union, and we are on dodgy ground. It’s a legal minefield that could again see him walk away for nothing…  join a new club…hefty signing on fee …etc etc.

And that money we’re expected to write off..that’s mine that is. I, alongside thousands of other fans, came up with that cash. We are not Manchester United or Chelsea. Right now, it appears £6m is a great deal of cash for us.

But anyway, hasn’t Barton done his time? Don’t we have some kind of duty to rehabilitate him? Should all ex-cons not be employed? Or just not employed by football clubs?

Or is this part of a wider media agenda – Booze Britain, Broken Britain etc.  Let’s get everyone simultaneously outraged AND miserable. Bet they wish he’d had a knife, or was a migrant, or a Muslim. Bet they wish the booze he drank was cheap.  Bet they wish they could blame Gordon Brown.

Have they all forgotten Tony Adams already? A player who committed an arguably worse crime and did his time behind bars. He then went on to win silverware galore, captain England and recently won the FA Cup as assistant manager at Portsmouth.

Let’s not also forget that Newcastle’s manger Kevin Keegan wasn’t responsible for signing Barton. It’s yet another problem that he has inherited from the genius he replaced.

KK is keeping his cool and his dignity and is getting Barton back into training and, hopefully, away from whatever demons haunt him.

And no doubt, once Barton is fit and performing well, then real cash offers will once more come in.

Then, and only then, will be the right time to sell him.

* It appears I am not the only one thinking this way. Check out here and here.

Okay let’s give this comment some context before I launch into the rant.

I now work in a dual role taking in both public affairs and press office work. I’ve formally been a PR account manager and I’ve also been a journalist.

When I was a journalist I would rage about PRs ringing me up when I was on deadline to ask if I had received X release and when would I use it. Those that bugged me most were the young keen ones that really tried so hard to sell. Personally, I felt I was intelligent enough to spot a half decent story – just send it – if it’s okay the chances are it would be published.

One truly rancid local Newcastle based PR company used to ring up and regularly use the dumbest line – it’s been everywhere else, are you going to use it soon?

There were other times, of course, and journalists to tend to forget this, that I relied on PRs. Ad department sold an eight-page property supplement to be written by tomorrow? Hmmm. Anyone got numbers for housebuilders’ PRs? I need a dozen of them to write 600 words each sharpish.

In truth, I believe the figure is something like 70% of the content of newspapers is PR driven. That’s not just because PRs are overly zealous gatekeepers. Those ever growing newspapers are not going to be filled by an ever dwindling number of staff.

So then, we can agree. We really do need each other. Right…

Later I left papers for PR. Suddenly I was the other side of the fence. I had bosses that requested I ring journalists and ask why they hadn’t used my release. I knew from my own experience what an utter pain in the arse this was. I avoided it where I could.

Likewise I didn’t “sell” every release, though plenty did, and to be fair they enjoyed decent results. Why? Because your average hack is so disorganised that they lose everything and anything. Then they ring you and ask why they didn’t get the story.

Personally though, I still reckoned that if I wrote a decent tale and wrote it well then it would appear. And they did. Quite often, word for word.

Now I work in a press office and local and national media enquiries come in every day. What’s more I read plenty about my region written by people who’ve never even been here.

Bugbears? Look at a f*cking map. No Berwick is not in Newcastle. No we are not in Northumbria. Northumbria hasn’t actually existed for several hundreds of years. There is NO SUCH PLACE now. No the GATESHEAD Sage is not in Newcastle. Neither is the Angel of the North.

The Baltic Arts Centre? No, Gateshead again. The Gateshead Millennium Bridge? Take a guess.

To the national hack that rang the emergency mobile on a Sunday morning to ask: “Where is Clayton Street?” well my contempt is unlimited.

To the major TV news programme who asked a young American work experience kid to ring us for a complex statement that they were never ever going to use – please, find better ways to amuse your interns. This kid had no email address to send information to and when I read out the long statement she quite obviously didn’t even write it down. Several hours work wasted.

Also, some days it feels like the majority of journalists are yet to discover Google.

And now we have bloggers getting in on the act. If this snotty piece is anything to go by then they are the worst of all.

To my mind the trouble with bloggers is that they should be immune from all this. Blogging was punk. It was new, fresh and didn’t just not work for The Man, it gobbed on The Man and gave him a good kicking.

Bloggers shouldn’t be complaining that PRs don’t offer enough cash, as the above link did. Nor should they complain about how they are approached. By all means take the piss. But don’t do it as a result of your own over-inflated importance.

Because the same applies to bloggers as hacks. Use it if you want. Don’t use if it you don’t want to. If it’s of interest to your readers then stick it in. If it’s not then don’t.

We soon get the message.

However if you’re a hack and 70% of editorial comes from PRs, then looking through our emails and taking our occasional calls really IS part of your job.

In the meantime there will continue to be some stupid PRs AND a smattering of ignorant, arrogant journalists.

But can’t the rest of us call a truce?

However disillusioned we get with Gordon Brown and the Labour Party (and there’s no way I’ll vote for them again – though I Blame that on Blair, not Brown), we should never forget just how horrible and slimey Tories are.

Recess Monkey – I feel your pain.

The whole fascination for charvas/chavs, it wasn’t always like this, was it?

Didn’t we used to be more politically correct than this? 

Because, when we say “charva” do we really just mean poor people?  When did we get so snobbish? 

Is this the effect of nearly three decades of Thachterism?  Is the gap now so wide that “we” have nothing in common with “them”.

Swtich on the TV and comedians do chav impressions.  People even justify overcharging at events because it keeps the “Chavs away”.  When did it become okay to ridicule and exclude them?

Sometimes it feels that whatever class system we have left is now reduced to simply the haves and the have nots.  And maybe we don’t like being around the have nots because it reminds us of this. 

Have we failed them?

I’m not entirely sure why but the whole thing makes me feel a little ashamed.